Humor, Always Priceless!

Okay, I realize this has ZERO to do with music but humor me:  looking for a way to back up humongous audio tracks that is portable, I found a big 256GB USB drive on Amazon.  This is the first of the Customer Questions and Answers:

"Question:

Can I paint my kitchen with this flash drive?

Answer:

No, it's designed for painting basements only. You could paint the kitchen with it but it would not give you the best results. I'm not an expert but for kitchen I think you need a bluetooth receiver. Buy something expensive though, cheap ones only paint in blue. :(
By Saygin Koc on May 11, 2016

yes but it will take a while

Norvin answered on February 12, 2014

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No, it's designed for painting basements only. You could paint the kitchen with it but it would not give you the best results. I'm not an expert but for kitchen I think you need a bluetooth receiver. Buy something expensive though, cheap ones only paint in blue. :(

Depends, are you using a digital kitchen?

Hilarious!!! I too feel like posting a gag question like this some times after reading some of the inane questions that are asked. ;^)

sure if it's properly formatted..

Absolutely! You can have it WITH you while painting. When painting WITH it, its best to do like I do and keep it in your back pocket out of the way; it has a tendency to try to write on kitchen walls at around 8 MB/Sec. I hope this helped.

For normal speed painting, just tape it to your paint brush or roller.

It depends to your cpu architecture diagram.

This is hilarious. You all made my night lol...

AND MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE....

Yes, but you need to be sure to download the drivers from Sherwin-Williams.(-: